Thursday, January 31, 2008

Hollywood's newest power couple


Paris Hilton & Elisha Cuthbert were seen all over each other, making out at Tenjune in NY a few days ago. Lately Paris has been Lezzing it up all over town, she got a short bob, she's been hanging out with Lindsey's ex Samantha Ronson, and has just been dyke-tastic.

It makes sense though, when you have gone through every penis in the United States you need something new and different. Viva Gay Paris!

LOST RETURNS TONIGHT!!!!!


Haven't been this excited about a TV show since...well the season finale of Lost last year! From what I hear tonight's episode rocks, but it isn't until next week where you truly get a few Holy Shit! Crap in your pants moments. From what I hear tonight is a Hurley-centric episode, but does that mean we are gonna flash back, flash forward, or both??
Is Hurley one of the Oceanic six? If you don't know what I am referring to, the posters for the upcoming season have a shadow of the number 6 in the water below the castaways. Rumors are that 6 people will be getting off the island. Who are they? We already know that Jack & Kate make it off.


CANNOT FRAKKIN WAIT!!

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Justin Timberlake's Pepsi Superbowl Commercial

Pretty funny if you ask me!

Heath Ledger Drug Video to air on ET tonight


Entertainment Tonight/The Insider have obtained a video of Heath Ledger at a party at the Chateau Marmont in 2006. He is overheard saying "Oh man, my girlfriend is going to kill me." When asked why he responds, "We have a baby together. Matilda...Matilda Rose." Apparently there is a table filled with drugs.

Apparently this video is very graphic in terms of drug use. This whole thing is sadly starting to come together, and make more sense. Drugs are fun, I have done them before. But to let them take over your life is disturbing. Everyone says it's a disease. I call bullshit on that excuse. You can choose not to do drugs, you can choose how much to do, and you can choose whether you let yourself be addicted or not.

I'm sure this video will be all over the net by tonight.

Stewie Griffin is Gay!!


In a recent interview Seth McFarlane (Creator of Family Guy) had this to say about Stewie Griffin's Sexuality.

Which character do fans respond to the most?
Generally they respond to Stewie, because he’s arguably the most complex character. He originally began as this diabolical villain, but then we delved into the idea of his confused sexuality. We all feel that Stewie is almost certainly gay, and he’s in the process of figuring it out for himself. We haven’t ever really locked into it because we get a lot of good jokes from both sides, but we treat him oftentimes as if we were writing a gay character.

Is it odd how much people care about this cartoon baby’s sexuality?
Yeah. We’ve had letters from homophobic fans in the past, and I sort of relish the idea of saying, “Yeah, well, you know what? Your favorite character, Stewie, is gay.”

Now I'm confused why does he always want to kill Lois then. Lois is FABULOUS isn't she? But I guess it makes sense, remember when he was dating Olivia and he got mad cause he cleaned and slaved over hot play-do all day and she ended up cheating on him? Makes sense Stewie, makes sense.

Concert News: Kanye Glows in the Dark


UMMMMMM I have to fucking go to this show! Kanye West with Rihanna, Lupe Fiasco, and N.E.R.D. HOLY SHIT!!
That's gonna be a sick show! 4 major talents on one bill. Hip Hop concerts usually suck, but leave it up to Kanye to put together something that everyone is going to want to go see.
Best quote from him about the show is ""I do an hour-and-a-half with no hype man, running around onstage."
That's why hip hop concerts SUCK ASS cause of the fucking douchebag running around onstage screaming one word and trying to be a superstar.

Monday, January 28, 2008

2 Brand New Jack Johnson songs from the new album!

Sleep Through The Static comes out next turesdaym, but here are 2 exclusives videos of Jack performing new songs titled "Hope," and "What You Thought You Need."

Check out this video: Jack Johnson - "Hope" (Music Video)



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LOST Returns THURSDAY!!!

LOST finally returns Thursday with the first of 8 all new episodes. After last season's amazing finale, viewers have been dying for this show to return.
here are 5 clips from the upcoming season. enjoy! Come back here the day after episodes air for my usual in depth analysis =)









Sunday, January 27, 2008

SAG Winners

Ruby Dee?? Really?? That movie sucked, and I didn't need to hear her plus her new book while accepting her award. Amy Ryan deserved that thing more than anyone else!
Feel bad for Michael C Hall, but The Sopranos deserved it.

Movies:

Actor: Daniel Day-Lewis, "There Will Be Blood."

Actress: Julie Christie, "Away From Her."

Supporting actor: Javier Bardem, "No Country for Old Men."

Supporting actress: Ruby Dee, "American Gangster."

Cast: "No Country for Old Men."

Stunt ensemble: "The Bourne Ultimatum."

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Television:

Actor in a drama series: James Gandolfini, "The Sopranos."

Actress in a drama series: Edie Falco, "The Sopranos."

Actor in a comedy series: Alec Baldwin, "30 Rock."

Actress in a comedy series: Tina Fey, "30 Rock."

Drama series cast: "The Sopranos."

Comedy series cast: "The Office."

Stunt ensemble: "24."

Actor in a movie or miniseries: Kevin Kline, "As You Like It."

Actress in a movie or miniseries: Queen Latifah, "Life Support."

Lifetime Achievement: Charles Durning

Friday, January 25, 2008

Disney's Year of A Million Dreams






Famed photographer Annie Leibovitz has done a great job with the latest shoot turning celebrities into famous Disney characters. The latest batch include Tina Fey as Tinkerbell, Whoopi Goldberg as the Genie, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony as Jasmine and Aladdin, and Jessica Biel as Pocahontas.

Facebook Vs MySpace

Ahhhh The timeless question. Like Coke Vs Pepsi, Law & Order Vs CSI, Jordan Vs Kobe, The Facebook/MySpace battle is just heating up. Who comes out on top?

This battle has been going on for years with each contender getting the upper hand at one point in time. I remember my senior year at USC I signed up for Facebook because it was fun to have all your college friends together on one space. Facebook was for college students only, you had to have a working .edu email address in order to play. It was like a club, or a privilege. It didn't offer too much. Very Friendster-ish.

Then MySpace exploded. You could listen to just about any artist or bands music, post pictures, comments on pictures, and you could even post your favorite song on your page. MySpace dominated the world it seemed like. People were cashing in like crazy, and it did not seem like this madness would end anytime soon.

Then one day I opened my MySpace account and lo and behold I had 25 friend requests! Wow! I was excited to see who they were as I love finding old friends online. Lo and behold it was requests from Jenny, Pam, Amanda, Brooke, Katie, and some of their friends. They all thought I seemed like a cool guy and wanted to be my friend. I ignored them. I apparently did the right thing cause a few weeks after that I started seeing uncharacteristic bulletins from my friends. Bulletins like "I got this Macy's gift card for free!" or "Can you believe she got naked and did that?" Slowly but surely MySpace was completely taken over by spammers. It was annoying, it took away from the experience, and people just stopped using it and deleted their accounts.

I still had my Facebook account which i didn't use too much. It kept me abreast of what my SC friends were up to. The Facebook opened their arms to anyone and everyone. Suddenly I was getting friend requests from my cousins in Paris, my friends from elementary school, and even my Dad! Facebook also added tons of fun applications, and tons of annoying ones, but the good news was I could choose which ones I wanted on my page! Even better I have yet to be hit by any kind of spam (knock on wood).

Facebook is the new MySpace which was the new Facebook which was the new Friendster. Can MySpace regain it's footing in the pop culture world where people so easily change sides, and adapt to whatever is new and fresh? They easily could. It's just gonna take a lot of creativity on Tom's part to make that happen.

Viva Las Facebook!

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

The Heath Ledger Death Timeline

According to the NY Times:
This explains the Olsen Twins Mess.

The masseuse who discovered the body of Heath Ledger in a Manhattan apartment on Tuesday twice called a friend of his, the actress Mary-Kate Olsen, before calling 911, New York City police officials said on Wednesday. The officials, who provided new details about Mr. Ledger’s death, emphasized that no illegal drugs were found in the apartment and that there were no obvious signs of suicide. Tests on a rolled-up $20 bill that was found in the apartment found no evidence that the bill had been used to handle drugs, they said.

According to the police, around 12:30 p.m. on Tuesday, a housekeeper, Teresa Solomon, arrived at the apartment, at 421 Broome Street in SoHo, to do household chores. At about 1 p.m., she went into Mr. Ledger’s bedroom to change a light bulb in an adjacent bathroom; she found him on the bed face down, with the sheet pulled up to his shoulders, and heard him snoring.

A masseuse, Diana Wolozin, arrived to give Mr. Ledger a massage about 2:45 p.m. At 3 p.m., after Mr. Ledger did not emerge from his bedroom, with the door closed, the masseuse called him on his cellphone but got no answer. She entered the bedroom and saw him lying in bed. She took a massage table out of the closet and began to set it up near his bed. She then went over to him and shook him, but got no response. Using his cellphone, she used a speed-dial button to call Ms. Olsen in California to seek her guidance, knowing Ms. Olsen to be a friend of Mr. Ledger’s.

According to the authorities, Ms. Wolozin told Ms. Olsen that Mr. Ledger was unconscious. Ms. Olsen said she would call some private security people she knew in New York, and hung up. Ms. Wolozin again shook Mr. Ledger, called Ms. Olsen a second time, and said she believed the situation was grave and would call 911.

Ms. Wolozin called 911 at 3:26 p.m. to say that Mr. Ledger was not breathing. The call occurred less than 15 minutes since she had first seen him in bed and only a few moments after the first call to Ms. Olsen. The 911 operator urged Ms. Wolozin to try to revive Mr. Ledger, but Ms. Wolozin’s efforts were not successful.

Emergency medical workers arrived at 3:33 p.m., at almost exactly the same moment as a private security guard summoned by Ms. Olsen. The medical workers moved his body to the floor and then used a defibrillator and CPR, to no avail. Mr. Ledger was pronounced dead at 3:36 p.m. By that point, two other private security guards summoned by Ms. Olsen had arrived, as had police officers.

The police said that all five witnesses — Ms. Solomon, the housekeeper; Ms. Wolozin, the masseuse; and the three private security guards summoned by Ms. Olsen — were fully cooperating with the authorities.

The police conducted tests on a rolled-up $20 bill found in Mr. Ledger’s apartment, but found no evidence that the bill had been used for anything improper. No illegal narcotics or alcohol was found in the apartment. Prescription sleeping pills were found near the body, but it is not known if the medication played a role in his death.

The police said they were looking to examine any surveillance videos from the apartment building and the surrounding area but were also awaiting the results of an investigation by the New York City chief medical examiner. The office conducted an autopsy early Wednesday morning but said that the results were inconclusive and that additional testing was needed.

Restaurant Week in LA for the next 2 weeks!

This sounds fantastic, and I am definitely going to be hitting up some of these places in the next 2 weeks!

Enjoy special three-course, prix-fixe dinners at some of the LA's best restaurants.
Specified restaurants also feature three-course lunches.

Duration: January 27 - February 1 and February 3 - February 8, 2008
Pricing: $25 or $34 dinners and $15 or $22 lunches at select restaurants; prices are per person and do not include beverages, tax, or gratuity"

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Tuesday, January 22, 2008

RIP Heath Ledger



Personally this is the saddest Hollywood death for me since Aaliyah in 2001. I am shocked, and saddened that as a society we constantly turn to drugs to solve our problems. It's even sadder that this type of behavior hasn't been treated with as importance as it should be by the Hollywood community. Enough is enough, we need to stop paying attention to the Britney's and Lindsey's and laughing about celebrities going to rehab. Zero tolerance. It is us as a community that is killing all these gifted actors, and musicians. He had only scratched the surface on what he could do, and was just starting to show what he was capable of. The Dark Knight was going to be huge for him as his performance looks amazing.

Heath's body was found face down surrounded by pills. Mary Kate Olsen is involved somehow, but I refuse to speculate.

The 28-year-old actor has a two year old daughter with former fiancee Michelle Williams -- they separated in September, 2007. He plays the Joker in the upcoming Batman film, "The Dark Knight."

The NY Times is reporting a masseuse arrived at his apartment and was let in the door by a housekeeper, who then knocked on the door of Mr. Ledger's bedroom. When no one answered, the housekeeper and the masseuse opened the bedroom door and found Mr. Ledger unconscious. They attempted to wake him, and when they couldn't they called 911.

When paramedics responded, the actor was in full cardiac arrest. They attempted to perform CPR on him, but were unsuccessful. He was pronounced dead at the scene. TMZ reports that Ledger had a substance abuse problem, but had been clean for a year, and never attended rehab.

UPDATE- TMZ can go fuck themselves for all I care. I have never been so disgusted by anyone before, not even Perez. Streaming live from the apt complex is beyond gross.

Tuesday Tidbits

THEY NEED TO TRY HARDER TO MAKE HER GO TO REHAB:

Amy Winehouse really needs to check into rehab after being caught by tabloids smoking Crack over the weekend.

BRANGELINA TO ADOPT....AGAIN:

Angie's brother has confirmed that the couple are trying to adopt another African child...Poor Shiloh, I say she checks into Rehab at 18 after 2 years of living alone in Zurich, and her parents constantly forgetting her Birthday.

"I WANT MY KIDS BACK....HOW MANY DO I HAVE AGAIN?"

Britney Spears' lawyers have requested an emergency court hearing for tomorrow to request visitation with her kids again. God I hope she doesn't see those kids for years.

VOMIT INDUCING SUNDANCE HOOKUP:

Paris Hilton and Jarod Leto- GROSS
Some good choices here in an otherwise drab year for the film industry. The Best Actress race is a complete snoozefest; hopefully, Ellen Page wins that. The race for Best Actor is good, but the underrated James McAvoy is missing for Atonement. I am picking Javier Bardem to win for No Country just because I am afraid he will come after me if I don't. (ok buddy, you can let go of the knife now...)
Also- Surf's Up? Best Animated feature?? REALLY??

Best Motion Picture of the Year

  • Atonement
  • Juno
  • Michael Clayton
  • No Country for Old Men
  • There Will Be Blood

Achievement in Directing

  • Paul Thomas Anderson, There Will Be Blood
  • Joel Coen and Ethan Coen, No Country for Old Men
  • Tony Gilroy, Michael Clayton
  • Jason Reitman, Juno
  • Julian Schnabel, The Diving Bell and the Butterfly

Performance by an Actor in a Leading Role

  • George Clooney, Michael Clayton
  • Daniel Day-Lewis, There Will Be Blood
  • Johnny Depp, Sweeney Todd
  • Tommy Lee Jones, In the Valley of Elah
  • Viggo Mortensen, Eastern Promises

Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role

  • Casey Affleck, The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
  • Jaview Bardem, No Country for Old Men
  • Philip Seymour Hoffman, Charlie Wilson's War
  • Hal Holbrook, Into the Wild
  • Tom Wilkinson, Michael Clayton

Performance by an Actress in a Leading Role

  • Cate Blanchett, Elizabeth: The Golden Age
  • Julie Christie, Away from Her
  • Marion Cotillard, La Vie en Rose
  • Laura Linney, The Savages
  • Ellen Page, Juno

Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role

  • Cate Blanchett, I'm Not There
  • Ruby Dee, American Gangster
  • Saoirse Ronan, Atonement
  • Amy Ryan, Gone Baby Gone
  • Tilda Swinton, Michael Clayton

Best Animated Feature Film of the Year

  • Persepolis
  • Ratatouille
  • Surf's Up

Original Screenplay

  • Diablo Cody, Juno
  • Nancy Oliver, Lars and the Real Girl
  • Tony Gilroy, Michael Clayton
  • Brad Bird, Ratatouille
  • Tamara Jenkins, The Savages

Adapted Screenplay

  • Christopher Hampton, Atonement
  • Sarah Polley, Away from Her
  • Ronald Harwood, The Diving Bell and the Butterfly
  • Joel Coen & Ethan Coen, No Country for Old Men
  • Paul Thomas Anderson, There Will Be Blood

Best Foreign Language Film of the Year

  • Beaufort (Israel)
  • The Counterfeiters (Austria)
  • Katyn (Poland)
  • Mongol (Kazakhstan)
  • 12 (Russia)

Original Score

  • Atonement: Dario Marianelli
  • The Kite Runner: Alberto Iglesias
  • Michael Clayton: James Newton Howard
  • Ratatouille: Michael Giacchino
  • 3:10 to Yuma: Marco Beltrami

Original Song

  • "Falling Slowly," Once: Music and Lyrics by Glen Hansard and: Marketa Irglova
  • "Happy Working Song," Enchanted: Music by Alan Menken; Lyrics by Stephen Schwartz
  • "Raise It Up," August Rush: Nominees to be determined
  • "So Close," Enchanted: Music by Alan Menken; Lyrics by Stephen Schwartz
  • "That's How You Know," Enchanted: Music by Alan Menken; Lyrics by Stephen Schwartz

Achievement in Art Direction

  • American Gangster: Art Direction: Arthur Max; Set Decoration: Beth A. Rubino
  • Atonement: Art Direction: Sarah Greenwood; Set Decoration: Katie Spencer
  • The Golden Compass: Art Direction: Dennis Gassner; Set Decoration: Anna Pinnock
  • Sweeney Todd: Art Direction: Dante Ferretti; Set Decoration: Francesca Lo Schiavo
  • There Will Be Blood: Art Direction: Jack Fisk; Set Decoration: Jim Erickson
Achievement in Cinematography
  • The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford: Roger Deakins
  • Atonement: Seamus McGarvey
  • The Diving Bell and the Butterfly: Janusz Kaminski
  • No Country for Old Men: Roger Deakins
  • There Will Be Blood: Robert Elswit

Achievement in Costume Design

  • Across the Universe: Albert Wolsky
  • Atonement: Jacqueline Durran
  • Elizabeth: The Golden Age: Alexandra Byrne
  • La Vie en Rose: Marit Allen
  • Sweeney Todd: Colleen Atwood

Best Documentary Feature

  • No End in Sight
  • Operation Homecoming: Writing the Wartime Experience
  • Sicko
  • Taxi to the Dark Side
  • War/Dance

Best Documentary Short Subject

  • Freeheld
  • La Corona (The Crown)
  • Salim Baba
  • Sari's Mother

Achievement in Film Editing

  • The Bourne Ultimatum: Christopher Rouse
  • The Diving Bell and the Butterfly: Juliette Welfling
  • Into the Wild: Jay Cassidy
  • No Country for Old Men: Roderick Jaynes
  • There Will Be Blood: Dylan Tichenor

Achievement in Makeup

  • La Vie en Rose: Didier Lavergne and Jan Archibald
  • Norbit: Rick Baker and Kazuhiro Tsuji
  • Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End: Ve Neill and Martin Samuel

Best Animated Short Film

  • I Met the Walrus
  • Madame Tutli-Putli
  • My Love (Moya Lyubov)
  • Peter & the Wolf

Best Live-Action Short Film

  • At Night
  • Il Supplente (The Substitute)
  • Le Mozart des Pickpockets (The Mozart of Pickpockets)
  • Tanghi Argentini
  • The Tonto Woman

Achievement in Sound Editing

  • The Bourne Ultimatum: Karen Baker Landers and Per Hallberg
  • No Country for Old Men: Skip Lievsay
  • Ratatouille: Randy Thom and Michael Silvers
  • There Will Be Blood: Matthew Wood
  • Transformers: Ethan Van der Ryn and Mike Hopkins

Achievement in Sound Mixing

  • The Bourne Ultimatum: Scott Millan, David Parker and Kirk Francis
  • No Country for Old Men: Skip Lievsay, Craig Berkey, Greg Orloff and Peter Kurland
  • Ratatouille: Randy Thom, Michael Semanick and Doc Kane
  • 3:10 to Yuma: Paul Massey, David Giammarco and Jim Stuebe
  • Transformers: Kevin O'Connell, Greg P. Russell and Peter J. Devlin

Achievement in Visual Effects

  • The Golden Compass: Michael Fink, Bill Westenhofer, Ben Morris and Trevor Wood
  • Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End: John Knoll, Hal Hickel, Charles Gibson and John Frazier
  • Transformers: Scott Farrar, Scott Benza, Russell Earl and John Frazier

Monday, January 21, 2008

Jack Johnson to Headline Coachella!!


I've never been to the Coachella festival. It sounds like the most tiring day ever, it's expensive, it's far away, and you always end up being too far away from the stage. That being said, Jack Johnson is headlining this year, thus I am going.

The line-up and prices are as follows:

FRIDAY, APRIL 25: Jack Johnson, The Verve, Raconteurs, The Breeders, Fatboy Slim, Tegan and Sara, Madness, The Swell Season, The National, Animal Collective, Slightly Stoopid, Mum, Sharon Jones & the Dap Kings, Stars, Battles, Aesop Rock, Midnight Juggernauts, Does it Offend you, Yeah?, Minus the Bear, Spank Rock, dan le sac Vs Scroobius Pip, Diplo, Adam Freeland, Santo Gold, Jens Lekman, John Butler Trio, Vampire Weekend, Dan Deacon, Architecture in Helsinki, Sandra Collins, Busy P, Cut Copy, Black Lips, Datarock, Professor Murder, Reverend and the Makers, The Bees, Porter, Rogue Wave, Modeselektor, American Bang, Lucky I Am.

SATURDAY, APRIL 26: Portishead, Kraftwerk, Death Cab for Cutie, Cafe Tacuba, Sasha & Digweed, Rilo Kiley, Dwight Yoakam, M.I.A., Hot Chip, Cold War Kids, Stephen Malkmus & the Jicks, DeVotchKa, Flogging Molly, Mark Ronson, Turbonegro, Scars on Broadway, Islands, Enter Shikari, Calvin Harris, Boyz Noize, Junkie XL, Cinematic Orchestra, Jamie T, The Teenagers, VHS or Beta, Carbon/silicon, Erol Alkan, Yo Majesty!, Little Brother, Bonde Do Role, St. Vincent, Akron Family, MGMT, Institubes DJs (Surkin, Para One and Orgasmic), James Zabiela, Sebastian, Kavinsky, Dredg, The Bird and the Bee, Grand Ole Party, New Young Pony Club, 120 Days, Yoav, Electric Touch, Uffie

SUNDAY, APRIL 27: Roger Waters (“Dark Side of the Moon”), Love & Rockets, My Morning Jacket, Spiritualized, Justice, Gogol Bordello, Chromeo, The Streets, Metric, Danny Tenaglia, Simian Mobile Disco, Booka Shade, Murs, Dmitri from Paris, Autolux, The Field, Linton Kwesi Johnson, Les Savy Fav, The Cool Kids, Sons & Daughters, Sia, Holy Fuck, Black Kids, Black Mountain, The Annuals, Kid Sister w/A-Trak, Man Man, Duffy, I'm from Barcelona, Manchester Orchestra, Deadmau5, The Horrors, Austin TV, Shout Out Louds, Plastiscines, Brett Dennen.

Tickets for Coachella go on sale Friday, January 25 at 10:00 AM via Ticketmaster. Tickat prices are as follows: 3-day general admission: $269.00 + Ticketmaster Fees. Single day admission: $90.00 + Ticketmaster Fees.

Writer's Strike to End Soon?

I better hope so, cause I am bored and need my overtime back!!

LA Times is reporting that negotiations could possibly be happening at this very moment.

"Spurred by the day-old employment contract negotiated by the Directors Guild, Hollywood's writers and the major studios agreed Friday to resume their negotiations in hopes of reaching an agreement that would end the 11-week-old strike, according to several people close to the matter.

Writers Guild of America leaders plan to meet as early as Monday with News Corp. President Peter Chernin and possibly other studio chiefs, reviving talks that fell apart early last month, these people said.

Representatives of the Writers Guild and the Alliance of Motion Picture and Television Producers, which represents the studios, declined to comment on the meeting.

But in an interview Friday, Writers Guild of America President Practic M. Verrone acknowledged that his union was ready to re-engage.

“Everyone wants us to get back into negotiations, and that’s what we intend to do,” Verrone said.
Verrone declined to give his assessment of the DGA deal, saying guild officials were still studying its contents. The guild’s negotiating committee will meet Saturday to discuss the directors' contract and make recommendations to Verrone and Executive Director David Young on how to proceed in their upcoming negotiations.

Though the directors' deal falls short of what the writers were seeking, it generally received positive reviews from several negotiating committee members and top writers.

“I’m really impressed how mindful the DGA was that the deal had to be good enough to put the whole town back to work,’’ said writer-director Scott Frank (“Minority Report,” “The Interpreter”), a member of the Writers Guild board. “They were under enormous pressure and they seemed to have delivered"."

Fuck You Traitor Chow!!

I have no words
No words except this: Hey Norm, Pete knows your offensive scheme. Idiot.

From ESPN:

LOS ANGELES -- Norm Chow, who tutored a pair of Heisman Trophy-winning quarterbacks at Southern California, is returning as offensive coordinator at crosstown rival UCLA.

Norm Chow

Chow, fired last week by the Tennessee Titans, joins the staff of new UCLA coach Rick Neuheisel, the former Bruins quarterback who took the job late last month.

Before coming to USC and working with Carson Palmer and Matt Leinart, the 61-year-old Chow groomed Heisman winner Ty Detmer at BYU. His coaching resume includes six quarterbacks who were first-round picks in the NFL: Palmer, Leinart, Philip Rivers, Jim McMahon, Steve Young and Marc Wilson.

UCLA quarterback Ben Olson was considered one of the top prospects in the nation when he came out of high school, but he has yet to live up to his billing with the Bruins.

Chow was the Titans' offensive coordinator for three years and was credited with helping Vince Young make the transition to the pro game. The Titans finished 10-6 and made the playoffs for the first time since 2003, losing 17-6 to San Diego in an AFC wild-card game.

But Tennessee ranked 21st in the league in total offense and became the first team with only nine touchdown passes to reach the playoffs in a 16-game season.

Chow, who has interviewed for several college head coaching jobs, was under Pete Carroll at USC for four seasons, including two national championship years. Before that, he worked with Rivers at North Carolina State following 27 years on the BYU staff.

Weekend Observations



Packer Fans- The most hardcore fans not only in the NFL, but I think they have Yankee fans and Red Sox fans beat as the most hard core fans in any sport. Watching the Packers/Giants game at Barney's Beanery was awesome. There were 50 year old men wearing blocks of cheese on their heads, and 60 year old women with mardi gras beads around their necks.
Did you know Eli Manning's favorite show is Seinfeld? Well Packer fans did, they flooded their local affiliates in Green Bay that air Seinfeld reruns and got the show removed from the air over the weekend, and replaced with a Packer's special. Awesome no? Speaking of awesome, how about that Overtime Victory by the Giants. As much as I wanted to see the Packers win, and as much as I despise the whiny little Manning who has no place in a Superbowl, the game was fantastic. Until next year Brett Favre!

The Patriots- Looked a little shaky, but after 18 games going undefeated they all can't be perfect. The defense did it's job and held the Chargers far away from the end zone only allowing them to score 4 field goals. The Giants game was so great, but it was sad to think that the Giants and Packers were playing just to lose in a couple weeks. Tom Brady, history is in your reach. DO NOT mess it up!

Superbowl- February 3rd, 2008- New England Patriots Vs New York Giants.

Cloverfield- Shattered January box office records by debuting with a long weekend estimate of $47 million dollars. 27 Dresses came in 2nd place with an estimated $27 million. Both movies were fantastic. Cloverfield is def not for the weak at heart as it is completely shot on a handheld camera. At the Grove they were handing out barf bags before the movie started. I am not kidding. Make no mistake though, Cloverfield is NOT a monster movie. It's about people, and relationships in a crisis. It's what JJ Abrams does best.

Celebrities- Britney Spears has reportedly gotten a restraining order against that creepy photographer. I wonder what tipped her off that he was using her? Could it be that hes A FREAKIN PAPPARAZZI???? He must have dangled a bag of Cheetos in front of her while his buddies snuck in and took pics.

Rock Star for PS3- Is Awesome

Friday, January 18, 2008

Playoff Predictions


After this weekend the Superbowl picture will be clear. Half of it is clear already as there is no chance that the Chargers can win. If the Chargers do win, it would arguably be considered one of the biggest playoff upsets in the history of the NFL. Right now the Patriots are favored by 13 points, but I just do not see the Chargers pulling this off in New England especially when the weather is supposed to be a whopping 12 Degrees. For San Diego, QB Phillip Rivers is a game time decision, Antonio Gates has a dislocated toe that he still ran on in last weekend's victory over Indianapolis, and LaDanian Tomlinson who is supposed to play hasn't practiced all week because of a hyper extended knee. On September 16th 2007 when all these players were healthy New England still beat the Chargers 38-14. Good luck Bolts, your gonna need it, but there is no way your stopping the 17-0 New England Patriots from going to the Superbowl.

The Green Bay/Giants game should be more exciting where the anything can happen mantra is in full swing. You have One legendary QB and one rising star. On one hand you have Brett Favre who is one of the most adored players in NFL history. At 38 years old he is arguably having one of the best years of his illustrious career. On the other hand you have Eli Manning. The whiny bratty kid who wishes he was even in the same league as his brother Peyton let alone Favre. However, the Giants have been able to play well which has gotten them to the NFC Championship game. I think the Giants will come out swinging, but they will not be able to contain Brett Favre and his explosive offense.

Packers win, and the hype begins for possibly one of the biggest and best Superbowl matches of all time. 18-0 New England Patriots Vs Brett Favres Green Bay Packers.

Thursday, January 17, 2008

Official: The DGA Makes a Deal. WGA Next?

Let's hope that the Writer's can use today's deal between the DGA and the AMPTF as a guideline for what their deal should be, and we can end this god damn strike already!

Per Variety:

The DGA’s reached a tentative three-year deal with the AMPTP with key advances in jurisdiction and payment for programming on the Internet.

“Two words describe this agreement -- groundbreaking and substantial,” said Gil Cates, chair of the DGA’s Negotiations Committee. “The gains in this contract for directors and their teams are extraordinary -- and there are no rollbacks of any kind.”

The was announced Thursday afternoon following six days of negotiations at AMPTP amid widespread expectations that the helmers would quickly reach an agreement with the majors. Deal, if ratified by the 13,500 DGA members, will take effect on July 1.

DGA touted a trio of new-media gains:

  • Establishing DGA jurisdiction over programs produced for distribution on the Internet;
  • Boosting the residuals formula for paid Internet downloads (electronic sell-through) by double the current rate;
  • And establishing residual rates for ad-supported streaming and use of clips on the Internet.

The town’s focus will immediately shift to whether the terms of the DGA deal will be acceptable to the WGA. A group of moderate writers have been pushing in recent days for the leaders not to reject the DGA deal out of hand but optimists believe that the DGA deal will be enough of a breakthrough on new-media questions to pave the way for a WGA pact.

“This was a very difficult negotiation that required real give and take on both sides,” said DGA president Michael Apted said in a statement. “Nonetheless, we managed to produce an agreement that enshrines the two fundamental principles we regard as absolutely crucial to any employment and compensation agreement in this digital age: First, jurisdiction is essential. Without secure jurisdiction over new-media production -- both derivative and original -- compensation formulas are meaningless. Second, the Internet is not free. We must receive fair compensation for the use and reuse of our work on the Internet, whether it was originally created for other media platforms or expressly for online distribution.”

The DGA deal opens the door for AFTRA to launch its delayed network code negotiations. AFTRA prexy Roberta Reardon delivered the first official reaction to the deal and noted that the net code talks will start by Feb. 19.

“AFTRA is encouraged by the news that the DGA has reached a deal with the AMPTP,” she said. “We have yet to have an opportunity to review the specifics of their deal but we remain optimistic that the Writers Guild will soon resume negotiations with the studios so people can return to work. AFTRA’s priority is to negotiate strong wages, residuals, benefits, and working conditions for talent in all TV day parts and formats and we intend to resume our own negotiations with the networks and major producers for the Network Code on or before Feb. 19.”

Whino-Mite!



About a year ago someone showed me a picture of a new singer named Amy Whinehouse. My response was "Jesus Christ, that is one of the ugliest bitches I've ever seen."
I didn't think it could get worse, but a year later she dyed her hair blonde...

Last night Whino-Mite went to visit her husband in jail (Perfect couple? I think yes) when she left the jail she went a little Britney, cussing, yelling, punching photographers, and just being crazy in front of a candy store
Imagine if you were a little British kid at that candy store. A. Your teeth are fucked in general cause your British, so your parents probably don't want you eating candy in the first place, and you probably had to sneak out of your flat to get to the store anyway. B. You get there and you see a freak of nature screaming and yelling like a homeless person at a free makeover session at the mall.
Kind of enough to get a kid to stop eating sweets don't you think? Kind of like a walking anti-drug commercial?

New Artists Alert: Jon McLaughlin


I stumbled on this guy's music last week, and really enjoyed it. It's very John Mayer-esque, very soothing, chill kind of music. Lyrically it works, and I can see this guy become a huge star with proper label backing.
Check out his myspace page if your into that kind of stuff
His name is Jon McLaughlin, and his latest album is titled Indiana which is also one of my fav tracks on the album.

http://www.myspace.com/jonmclaughlin

Justice League Movie on Hold says Variety


As someone who had read the script this is a good move by Warner Bros. Not a terrible script, but nothing that is going to be loved by us super geeks. Here is the story:

"Justice League" is no longer moving faster than a speeding bullet.

Warner Bros. let the options lapse on the young cast that director George Miller chose to play DC superhero staples. The studio, which had set Tuesday as its greenlight deadline for the pic, confirmed Wednesday the project is on indefinite hold.

Project now most likely won't get under way until late summer or fall at the earliest.

Cast members were informed late Tuesday their options would not be exercised, but they were also assured the studio is determined to make the film with them in it. But before that can happen, there are several problems to be resolved.

The studio's reasons included not getting the official response it needed on tax breaks from shooting in Australia. And while WB execs like the script they got from Kieran and Michele Mulroney, it would benefit from a little more work, something that isn't possible because of the writers' strike.

Some were surprised the studio didn't exercise cast options anyway. The deals gave WB the flexibility to exercise the deals immediately, or in July, and the actors will be making salaries in the low six-figure range. While Adam Brody, cast as the Flash, has a track record, most of the cast comprises such newcomers as Armie Hammer Jr., who plays Batman, and Megan Gale, who will play Wonder Woman.

The studio risks losing them to other film jobs. But it is likely most if not all the cast will make sure to be available starting late summer and fall, just in case. That's because of the starmaking potential of "Justice League."

Studio had set this week as the deadline to greenlight the superhero tentpole, which it was racing to get into production for 2009 release. That was always considered a dicey proposition, particularly when the writers went on strike, and because the film needs to be completed before the SAG deal expires in June.

Cloverfield and 27 Dresses Headline this Weekend's Crop of new Flix




January is usually a quiet time for the film industry, but two major movies open this weekend, both aiming to capture Box Office gold.

Cloverfield- The much anticipated new offering from JJ Abrams started drawing buzz late last year when a trailer showing NY being destroyed by an unseen creature hit movie theatres unsuspectingly. The movie poster has a powerful image of a headless Statue of Liberty. I have refused to read reviews as I do not want to be spoiled on the identity of the creatures. Reviews have been generally positive. Should be good times.

27 Dresses- I have actually seen this movie, and can provide a mini review. The title says it all, always a bridesmaid never a bride. Coming off her star making turn in Knocked Up. Katherine Heigel follows that up with an equally delightful film. I was a little hesitant before going to see it, but I laughed my ass off, and it was a funny sweet romantic comedy that we truly haven't seen since Julia Robert was residing in Notting Hill, or trying to ruin her best friend's wedding. James Marsden is finally a leading man, and does a terrific job. This is one of those review proof flicks, so don't listen to the reviews! I definitely recommend this movie!

Jessica the Jinx? I Think Not!


The Madness began a few weeks ago, December 16th to be exact, when the heavily favored Dallas Cowboys took on the faltering Philadelphia Eagles. That Sunday was just like any ordinary Sunday except that Tony Romo's new girlfriend was in attendance. The Cowboys ended up losing 10-6, Romo did not throw for one touchdown. In fact, he went 13 for 36 with three interceptions. A terrible game. It happens. Throughout the game, the camera's were showing Jessica in the stands with her Romo jersey on. After the game a media firestorm began blaming Jessica for Romo's poor performance. We all know the story by now, blah blah blah, Romo went to Mexico with Jessica and Pa Simpson. The Cowboys have a bye week when the playoffs start then lose to the NY Giants. This is also apparently Jessica Simpson's fault. She was blamed, TO cried, and so there are now anti Jessica websites.

Here is my thing: There should be anti Jessica websites, but not for this reason. I have to admit this is one of the stupidest medic concoctions I have ever witnessed. Is Jessica Simpson to blame for the Dallas Cowboys losing games? NO! I know football players and fans are generally a superstitious bunch. Hell. I always wear a USC T-shirt the day before a home game for good luck, but this is beyond stupid. Jessica hasn't been in the news much recently, and this is just a way for bloggers like me, magazines, and the rest of the media to bring up the starlet who sells magazines and makes headlines. This is no ones fault. Teams lose. It happens a lot (Clippers). If anyone actually believes that Simpson was the reason for the losses then you really need to examine your veering into Britney Spears territory.

Stop the Madness please. Just Stop.

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

The Official and Unofficial Statement from the Eddie Murphy camp.


It was reported today that Eddie Murphy and his wife of 2 weeks Tracey Edmond have split. The 2 were married in a lavish ceremony in Bora Bora. Murphy's camp released the following statement:

“After much consideration and discussion, we have jointly decided that we will forego having a legal ceremony as it is not necessary to define our relationship further. While the recent symbolic union in Bora Bora was representative of our deep love, friendship and respect that we have for one another on a spiritual level, we have decided to remain friends.”

What Murphy really meant was this:

I told that bitch she had to go! Ho didn't want to take the Murphy name, how you gonna get married to Eddie Murphy and not change your name to Murphy. Bitch is Crazy. As I threw the skeezy ho out the crib, i shouted 'Holla I got pre-nup, I got pre-nup, yahhhhhhh. ' She ain't gettin none of my benjamins! That trip to Bora Bora was representin my cracked out ass forgettin to take my meds. We have decided to remain friends, and by that I mean I have decided that when Eddie Murphy wants X-wife Booty, Eddie Murphy gonna get X-wife booty.

New Mariah Album!


New Mariah Carey album "That Chick" to be released sometime in the Spring. First single will impact radio on January 29th.
6 singles are being planned for this album.
Mimi is back, but will her music be as hot as her last album?

What Better Way to Salute Your Country?!


So yah... Rachel Bilson has pretty much always been one of the hottest things around ever since she wore that Wonder Woman outfit for Seth about 5 years ago. Well Rachel is gracing the cover of GQ this month. Usually GQ puts men on the cover, and I rarely buy it (I am more of a Details magazine guy). I will be buying this issue however.

I would also like to take a minute to give props to my buddy from WWTDD as he always makes me laugh my ass off.

"They should just call it Exfoliating Digest because it's all they ever fucking talk about. A magazine for guys about scarves and skin care is about as useful as a magazine for girls about military history. These hot pictures of Rachel will be hidden between 1800 pages telling me grey is the new black and 10 styles that flatter and flirt. Oooo, are warm earth tones out? I can't turn the pages fast enough!"

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