Wednesday, January 16, 2008

The Official and Unofficial Statement from the Eddie Murphy camp.


It was reported today that Eddie Murphy and his wife of 2 weeks Tracey Edmond have split. The 2 were married in a lavish ceremony in Bora Bora. Murphy's camp released the following statement:

“After much consideration and discussion, we have jointly decided that we will forego having a legal ceremony as it is not necessary to define our relationship further. While the recent symbolic union in Bora Bora was representative of our deep love, friendship and respect that we have for one another on a spiritual level, we have decided to remain friends.”

What Murphy really meant was this:

I told that bitch she had to go! Ho didn't want to take the Murphy name, how you gonna get married to Eddie Murphy and not change your name to Murphy. Bitch is Crazy. As I threw the skeezy ho out the crib, i shouted 'Holla I got pre-nup, I got pre-nup, yahhhhhhh. ' She ain't gettin none of my benjamins! That trip to Bora Bora was representin my cracked out ass forgettin to take my meds. We have decided to remain friends, and by that I mean I have decided that when Eddie Murphy wants X-wife Booty, Eddie Murphy gonna get X-wife booty.

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