About a year ago someone showed me a picture of a new singer named Amy Whinehouse. My response was "Jesus Christ, that is one of the ugliest bitches I've ever seen."
I didn't think it could get worse, but a year later she dyed her hair blonde...
Last night Whino-Mite went to visit her husband in jail (Perfect couple? I think yes) when she left the jail she went a little Britney, cussing, yelling, punching photographers, and just being crazy in front of a candy store
Imagine if you were a little British kid at that candy store. A. Your teeth are fucked in general cause your British, so your parents probably don't want you eating candy in the first place, and you probably had to sneak out of your flat to get to the store anyway. B. You get there and you see a freak of nature screaming and yelling like a homeless person at a free makeover session at the mall.
Kind of enough to get a kid to stop eating sweets don't you think? Kind of like a walking anti-drug commercial?
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