Devastated- That is how I felt one Tuesday morning just 2 short months ago. I woke up to learn that Jessica Alba was pregnant. All my hopes and dreams ruined by some douchebag named Ca$h. CASH!!??? REALLY!?? It took me a few days to accept the fact that I had totally lost my chance to father Jessica Alba's firstborn. She was going to be happy making shitty movies with a shitty husband. If she had only married me, I would have set her on the right path to Oscar glory and true happiness.
Today, a gloomy Thursday afternoon comes the news that Jessica is carrying twins. This sends me back right into the deep depression that I worked so hard to get out of just a couple of months ago. Why Jessica? Why? I thought we really had something. Remember when I had your Maxim spread on my wall, and we would talk about our future everynight when I got home from work? Sure you never talked back, But I could see it in your eye's . You were just as committed as I was to making our future together work.
Damn You CASHOLE, DAMN YOU
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